I Only Have Maternal Feelings for Websites

If people can post photos of their babies with food all over their face, drooling, and sleeping - simply because they are proud - I think I can be proud, too. 

I think my child is looking particularly gorgeous today. Sometimes the right combination of lead photos and stories just does it for me. Like your child wearing a political T-shirt that you know its grandparents would hate. 

Please feel free to print this out and put it on your fridge. Don't even be surprised if this is what your Christmas card from me will look like this year.*

*As if I'll remember to send Christmas cards.